Because everyone loves religious propaganda...
So I'm working nights tonight, and at 1pm I get this ring at the door. Lo, and behold! It's your friendly neighbourhood Jehova's Witnesses! And here is their cheery message:

Oh good! My girlfriend (whom I live with) and I have been looking for the next best religious group to send money to.
No really.
I propose a change, send ME money, I'll forgive you for your sins. Heck, I'll even help you commit some of those sins for the right price! Sound good? I certainly think so.
-J.

Oh good! My girlfriend (whom I live with) and I have been looking for the next best religious group to send money to.
No really.
I propose a change, send ME money, I'll forgive you for your sins. Heck, I'll even help you commit some of those sins for the right price! Sound good? I certainly think so.
-J.


4 Comments:
for an explanation of Chris' inane ramblings, check out "NuklearPower" in the side bar links. Or just accept the fact that he's nuts.
I'll accept the fact that he's nuts.
And I'll help out with the committing of sins as well. Who wouldn't want to get paid for causing mayhem?
Jr.
GBU-12??
Lightning genearally sucks, unless your Tesla. Tesla is a god.
Just stay away from Scientology
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