The One.. The ONLY!

DAVE!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, introducing the 3rd Musketeer!
Dave is a Virgo and likes long walks on the beach, sunsets, holding hands, and fruity drinks. But don't let the soft exterior fool you kids, inside he's a jet-flyin scooby-drivin hard-assed son of a gun! (n.b. his father is not actually a firearm)

But really, all joking aside... Dave can't retaliate until Wednesday night at the earliest... this is our chance to make fun of him with impunity until then! If only my damn name wasn't attached to this post he'd never be the wiser!

-J.